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LOCAL YOUTH BUSTED
A local youth has been busted on the following charges:
- THE DOG REALLY DIDN'T EAT HIS HOMEWORK
- DIDN'T COME TO A COMPLETE STOP BEFORE LEAVING SCHOOL PARKING LOT
- STILL SLEEPS WITH HIS STUFFED ANIMAL "SNOOKY" THE MONKEY
- BROKE WIND IN GYM CLASS - BLAMED IT ON THE EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM SPAIN
- OWNS EVERY BRITNEY SPEARS CD
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